Dreamer, snorer, wearer of hats.
Leggy, lumpen, alliterative,
Gadfly, opaque, unsuitably obscure, meringue.
All these terms and more have been applied to our new age anti-hero.
What more can be said about Meurfat Condensophobe that hasn’t already been said by officials acting on behalf of the Crown Prosecution Service.
But yet we go on.
Liberator of the five nations, freer of slaves, emancipator.
Seer of visions, helmet model, assassin.
Agent, oppressor, Whitworth fastener fanatic.
This individual had such a wide range of disparate skills, who will step into their sandals now they are gone.
Zombie, lunatic, moron.
Rat haired, lemon scented, bloodless.
Lubricious, costed, lame.
Gone, gone, gone, but not soon to be forgotten. Particularly because of huge debts left due to gambling and for the failure of the impish attempt to sell the Houses of Parliament.
Chancer, belligerent, sensitive.
Rhythmic, soundless, unhip.
Chaotic, suggestive, isolated,
and most of all,
dead.
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