My guide for success, happiness, fitness, weight loss, psychological well being, and general all round brilliance, is the simple expedient of eating raw chillies. Unlike other off-the-shelf pseudo scientific philosophies or complete and utter bollocks such as homeopathy, ear candling, Reiki massage, graphology, creationism, this recipe for better health is backed by science.
And also unlike many of the other aforementioned methods - which are completely bogus and a waste of time, energy and money, and in some cases harmful - this is a proven, simple and effective way to gain greater satisfaction from life.
Read on and reinvigorate your life, this could be a liminal point for a new you!
Just send me all of your money and I will send you a bag of bird eye chillies.
Consume at least 3 a day, raw, and you will discover life affirming effects within days.
An image of some dried chillies for your perusal - looking at pictures of chillies may also be of help.
This image is for illustrative purposes only and is not a representation of bird eye chillies
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