Day 24

Reality bites but it turns out to have left both bottom and top sets of teeth in the mug by its bed with the Steradent.  Back in the office for first day today and succeeded in deleting 2874 emails and skim-reading another 200 emails in about 30 minutes.  A nice gentle re-introduction to office life.

I will be answering questions from the senders of the mails later in the week and aim to remember the subject fields of at least 2600 of them without prompting, and all in the correct order.  Just don't ask me what the 39 steps are - maybe an even more bonkers version of the 12-step program, if that is at all possible?  All will be meaningless unless you've seen the 1935 version of the aforementioned film and have heard of the many variations of cult treatments for addiction.

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Moving on.  It was bloody dark coming home, that was a shock.  Which silly sod decided that clock moving was a good idea.  Don't say it's for the farmers, for goodness sake, we can have a whip round and buy them some torches if it's a problem.  Head mounted LED torches would be ideal, combined with plastic ornamental cow horns and decorated with ears of wheat.

In summary then.  Time for a cuppa, food, and a lie down.