Day 370, (H'day 2) Levels down, where will the ducks sit

Redmires reservoir appears quite low.

Reductions in the surface area of reservoir water mean there is less space for wildlife to bob about on it.

We interviewed two local residents about this pressing situation:

This must be very restricting for you?

Duck A - Quack
Duck B - Quack

It looks rather cold, is that in fact the case?

Duck A - Quack
Duck B - Quack

Are you concerned about the impact of climate change on your habitat?

Duck A - Quack
Duck B - Quack

Sources have suggested that these problems could be exacerbated by Jeremy Corbyn, what do those worsening conditions mean to you?

Duck A - Quack
Duck B - Quack

Thank you, that's a pretty conclusive vox-pop that suggests the opposition is out of touch, possibly responsible for the extinction of the Dodo, and almost certainly responsible for human rights abuse.

On page 48 of the Wilmslow Courier, in an 8 point typeface, "Cameron seen pulling plug at Redmires."

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