Friday 30 October 2015

Day 378, Nutmeg grater


Do people still grate nutmeg?

If so then this handy car park will enable you to grate an enormous nutmeg on an industrial scale.

What is it with Sheffield and car parks that appear to have their designs based on food preparation tools?

The cheese grater, the nutmeg grater, the egg whisk.

Perhaps the architects had been taking hallucinogens.

There are a number of compounds in nutmeg which can cause hallucinogenic effects, and can create a selection of pleasant side-effects some of which may last several days.

Nutmeg is a bit of a haphazard way to get an hallucinogenic experience given the wide range of other available methods.

I would expect highly paid architects to be able to furnish themselves with designer drugs of more standardised quality.

If indeed they did such things.

Which I am not suggesting they do.

I expect the designer drugs of their trade are large cups of freshly ground coffee.

Which might explain the obsession with kitchen implements.


The egg whisk?

Perhaps that was an hallucination*.




* No nutmeg was harmed in the production of this blog.



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