Standby mode has been enabled.
Countdown:
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We're rolling.
And here we are in a field, the usual operatives being unavailable for comment we have activated some stand-ins.
To the casual observer these stand-ins have the appearance of a familiar type of livestock.
On further inspection it will be revealed that they are actors wearing very heavy make-up.
Thespians are often used in these situations.
This is due to their great number, and even greater likelihood of availability due to lack of work.
You may have heard actors refer to this lack of work as 'resting', this is a complete misnomer however.
The word 'resting' implies that there is some sort of tiring nature to their original work.
Ho, ho, ho.
That's enough ridiculing actors, I am being completely unfair, it's a tricky job but someone has to do it.*
* Actors are often very insecure and likely to take even the slightest comment, or 'note' as they might call it, very seriously and literally.
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