Day 651, No Charge

I'm a human dynamo.

Oh yes.*

I'm a human dynamo.

Apart from when I'm not.

Possibly due to having had one too many.**

So today this human dynamo needs spinning back up to speed, recharging.

Unlike these batteries.

No amount of chocolate, tea, or sitting down watching Celebrity Masterchef will revitalise them.

These batteries are fucked.

Even the rechargeable ones.

Whereas in a few hours time this human will be back at it and tap dancing on the ceiling.***

And for that there will be No Charge.****

* As John Major might have said.
** As ? and the Mysterians might have said.
*** As Lionel Richie might have said.
**** As Tammy Wynette might have said.


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