Sunday, 3 July 2016

Day 625, Lines, metal, road rage


Nobody expects Gary Numan to pull the wings off a duck no matter how much road rage he has when he's in his car.

That's just daft.  Don't do it Gary, the duck meant no harm.  It just isn't in your character, chill man.

What is it with the modern popular beat combo, and other performance artistes, that they have these obsessions?

Like that silly sandman character that the Metallica got all worked up about.  Keeping one eye open at night, and holding on to their pillow tight, like a bunch of horror-film obsessed girl guides.

Come on the Metallica, get your act together, anyone would think you were a bunch of religion obsessed, gun loving, paranoid Republican fruit cakes.  If you go on the duck hunt as well you might end up just like Gary, driving his little dodgem car around,* and without any friends that don't require constant access to the national grid.**


* Here he is in his dodgem car.
** Apropos of nothing.

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