Here at the Gok Wan (no, not that one) Psychical Research Institute we aim to capture moments.
Moments that pass unnoticed, moments in those dim areas at the corner of your vision.
What was that?
I've no idea, I didn't see it.
I thought there was a white sheet of paper with a square drawn on it.
Are you sure? It might have been a triangle?
No, it was almost certainly a square. Probably.
Well be unsure no longer with the guidance of the Gok Wan (no, not that one) Psychical Research Institute.
We can provide you with the latest technology to capture events occurring just out of vision, or even behind your back.
Take this high speed camera for example. This camera can be used to capture even the most fleeting of
Events that pass in the blink of a bat's eye.
Events can be captured even before they happen, the camera really is that fast.
You don't even need a PS3 to use it.
Trust us. You'll thank us for the hours of fun to be had spooling through aeons of video with not a lot happening.
Best regards, the Gok Wan (no, not that one) Psychical Research Institute
Make all cheques payable to Ernesto Bolivar, and send to 461 Boulevard Zapata, The Elms.
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