NATO style watch straps, as worn by James Bond.
Apparently Bond is a fictional character who ends up in all sorts of dangerous and exciting situations. Escaping by the skin of his teeth, beating the odds time and again, and dusting himself down when the events have concluded, all the while bearing a cheerful demeanour.
What's so fictional about that, that's my life to a T.
Or at least that's what it's been like since owning the NATO style watch straps.
So my question to you is, how would you like to lead an exciting, relatively action filled life?
No hazards, just great fun, with the ability to tell the time thrown in. And with the added bonus of instant attraction from whichever of the various sexes you wish to be found attractive by*.
For only £9.99 you can have anyone of the wide range of watch straps seen below, and all the above great things can be yours.
Just send cash in a plain brown wrapper to PO Box 007, The Circus, and within the time it takes for an evil genius, slightly warped criminal mastermind to be overthrown they will be winging their way to you via the Royal Mail postal service.
The Royal Mail postal service, just one of the many services you used to own, now in private hands. Unlike the watch strap, which will be safely secured around your wrist, preventing removal even in the unlikely event of privatisation.
*Or gender sub-genre.
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