Tuesday 31 May 2016

Day 592, In town tonight


Make your way toward Barker's Pool.  Don't tell me you can't find it it's been know by that name since around 1570, and no that isn't ten past four.*

You are now well poised to take a dip in any of the water features.  These water features were installed to provide washing facilities for those within the City bounds to whom access to a bath was not possible.  It is not unusual to see, often on a Friday or Saturday evening, the foaming water from where someone has availed themselves of the opportunity for a wash and used slightly too much bubble bath while they were at it.

The tall structure to the right is actually a loofah holder.

What incredible wonders, right here on our doorstep.

It is a pity about the lack of towels though.**


* Variations of this joke construction have been told by anyone from Basil Brush to, er, many people that don't have a hand operating them.
** Always know where your towel is.

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