For one day only, Rubber Feet on special offer.
Never slip again with these patented foot replacement units.
Just remove your current feet (bone amputation saw not provided) and adhere these super-grip rubber ones to your bloody stumps.
"So much more convenient" - Mrs Tench, North Wales
"A boon to the housebound" - Mr E Pike, Cumbria
"Remind me of home" - Mr Rudd, Framlingham
"So much more convenient" - Mrs Grayling, Wincanton
"What the fuck have I done, arggghhhhhhh" - Mr A Gudgeon, Appin, Argyleshire
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