Day 501, Fix it with vinegar and brown paper

Dear Sub Editor,

I'm afraid I'm bruised and out of action.

Could you please write some pseudo-intellectual stuff with a few obscure references here.

Then somewhere further down finish it with something that could be interpreted as an 'ah ha' moment.

Oh yes, and don't forget to refer back to something either in the subject or the start.

Regards,

Jack and Jill

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