Day 604, Clive "many nicknames" Tyldesley

In  a spirit of negativity and ad hominem style abuse, here are a list of nicknames from the great arse man.

Almost all of these are based on actual quotes.

Clive "too many years of hurt" Tyldesley*
Clive "let me tell you an anecdote about the Russian defender's cousin" Tyldesley
Clive "over-excited radio commentary" Tyldesley
Clive "the French are famous... for their kisses" Tyldesley
Clive "nothing is happening and I'm making sure you aren't missing it" Tyldesley
Clive "dead air is a crime" Tyldesley
Clive "playing well and losing 1 nil is worse than playing badly and losing 6 nil" Tyldesley
Clive "I am being paid per word aren't I?" Tyldesley
Clive "Walker, hanging in the air beautifully" Tyldesley**
Clive "never inhale until half time" Tyldesley
Clive "interestingly..." Tyldesley

Clive "you just seen it on TV, and the replay of it, and Hoddle talking about it, now let me tell you about it as well" Tyldesley
Clive "really, really, hasn't realised this isn't radio" Tyldesley
Clive "a substitution, and off goes the irreplaceable Wayne Rooney" Tyldesley

Clive "blowhard, verbose, windbag, these are the least of it" Tyldesley

Clive "the late, great Edith Piaf" Tyldesley

Clive "shut up, shut up, just shut up, now, shut up" Tyldesley

Clive "Déjà vu, to use a French phrase - we’ve been here before" Tyldesley

Clive "arggghhh, foot in mouth" Tyldesley

Clive "justice for the England eleven" Tyldesley***
Clive "oh, God" Tyldesley

* Myself and partner, in different rooms hearing this simultaneously shouted "oh shut up!"  This was only the start of his idiocy.
** Tyldesley not noticing it is a slow-motion replay.
*** This man really is a fucking fuckwit of massive proportions.

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