Day 263, Never forget a face, Bryan Ferry

Honestly, while walking down the road the other day, minding my own business, would you believe it but who should appear but Bryan Ferry.

You know there are those faces you can never forget.  It wasn't the hair, it wasn't the misshapen ears, but there it was, the enormous conk shaped exactly like a pear.

What a give away, it was absolutely 100% him.

It was quite clear that he was obviously a little the worse for wear, his eyes appeared to be pointing in different directions and he was wearing what appeared to be some sort of military hat in a plastic bag.

All the while though he had an enormous banana shaped grin on his face.

Really, he was doing an incredible impression of someone that was in the rudest of health.

Well, health in the sense that he was alive, and rude in that he told me to "fuck the fork fuck yer fucken forker yer" - at least that's what it sounded like.

Here, for your surprise and delectation I've recreated the scene.

And you are most welcome.

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