Sunday 2 October 2016

Day 716, Broken octopus


This high-definition satellite image of an octopus shows some interesting detail.

It appears clear that the beast has been in some sort of accident or fight.

The missing appendages are the clue there, with only four of them left it is perhaps more aptly named a half-octopus.

And on further close inspection it could be that this was no accident, the remaining appendages have been modified.

A cybernetic half-octopus?

Not so much use at being either an oct or a puss.

Who would do such a thing?

And why?

All I know is that the Tory party conference is taking place in Birmingham, land of canals.*

This watery access gives easy release of mindbogglingly stupid experiments directly into the sea.

Perhaps as well as fucking up the country with their dim-witted brexit 'plans' they're fucking over cephalopod molluscs too.

Supreme self-confidence and entitlement brings delusion, driven on by the heady fuel of power.**

This is our future, to be half arsed, cybernetic gimps of the privileged elite, dancing to the tunes of their press baron masters.***


* Can waterways be included in that description "land of"?
** Pretty certain this applies to the most of the Tory cabinet - the Dunning-Kruger effect.
*** Checks blood pressure, and relax.


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