Wednesday 27 May 2015

Day 222, The palmy arts, reading the past and future for International Palmistry Day



As it’s International Palmistry Day then now seems like a good time to take Palmistry up. (no it isn't and no it isn't - Ed)

Here’s my first foray into the line reading art of the palm, or cheiromancy as it is apparently known by hand analysts.

My expertise is naturally gifted but with input from the renowned pioneer in the field, William Benham, who authored what is considered the Palmistry bible, ‘The Scientific Laws of Hand Reading’. With this gift and training I therefore present - The palm, a reading.

And indeed what have we here, what a remarkable hand this is.  Sit back and let my analysis begin.


I see you have suffered heartbreak, this is written in the lines, when a heart is broken the pain is etched in the soul and demonstrated palpably through the many indicators of the palm.

The dermatoglyphics are strong here and not easy to misconstrue.  That is the sign of a character with strong drives and motivations.

You often find that others misunderstand you, your good intentions can often be misinterpreted, this causes you pain, that is revealed by the striations on the Saturn finger of your right hand.

You have lost a loved one, this can be seen by the variations on your life line and your love line. This shows that the loss meant more to you than you allow yourself to show to others.

You have an aura.  Did you know you had an aura?  No, not many people do.  It is pink, yes a pink aura, that indicates that you are a very caring person.  Are you a very caring person?  Yes of course you are, it is clear that the aura is correct. Apologies, my focus is on Palmistry, there will be no additional charge for moments of Clairvoyance.

Do you have a star sign?  Yes I thought so, people with your palm characteristics often do, it is part of your core being, part of your essential identity of self. Hold on to that belief for it will support you when the troubles of life beat at your door, I recommend you seek out the work of Jonathan Cainer.

You have suffered many hardships haven’t you, you have had to struggle through adversity on many occasions.  It can be so difficult to park a 4 by 4 near a school nowadays as there are so many inconsiderate people, you are not inconsiderate, you are protecting your children and that can only be commended.  It is clear from the heart line running from your forefinger across the palm to below your little finger that you are very protective.  That line is very strong, which is admirable.

It is possible to see that you have a strong concern with health and activity, that is denoted by the tell-tale band lines around your wrist.

You will live a long and happy life, although there will be times where there is pain and uncertainty, you must stick with what you believe to be right, and don’t give up playing the guitar.

Well, that was fun, I might do it again next year.

That'll be £125 please. Do remember on future visits to pay in advance, thank you for allowing me the pleasure of this reading.







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