On a hillside near you.
Secreted behind a lump of oversized moss.
Surrounded by an arbitrary sensory disruption field.
Lie the Sontaran look out posts.
They are everywhere, and you will find them if you know how to look.
And you have taken the correct sort of mind altering substance with which to counter the disruption field.
A slope with trees, where you have a vaguely perceptible visual disturbance or odd collection of thoughts.
Two pinches of Three Castles Tobacco, a dash of Tabasco sauce, and the white spots from the fly agaric mushroom.
Steeped overnight in thimble full of export grade Vimto.
Drink it down in one go when in the vicinity of what you believe to be a disruption field.
Wait for twenty two minutes then blink twice, turn through 360 degrees, and stare.
If your hunch is right you will see the posts, their shapes almost identical to that of a Sontaran battle helm.
Then run away, what on earth are you doing you fool.
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