Always seeking innovative new methods to enter the city centre this hooked me immediately.
Who would have thought that being dropped from a vintage whirlybird on a length of wire could be so convenient.
And it wasn't.
The health and safety red tape took forever.
After all it's not even as if it could be deemed to be in any way unsafe or hazardous.
There's little chance of getting spiked up the rear by any dome with a lightning rod.
Or the thin piece of wire snapping, sending the danglee plummeting to a two-dimensional finish.
No, no, no.
Bloomin' stupid regulation.
I've done much more dangerous things than that at ground level.
Crossing roads for example, that's a fucking nightmare.
About 400 pedestrians a year are removed from the living, that's way more than people dangling from wire.*
So everyone should enter the city centre by this method.
It is cost effective and practical.**
* This statistical analysis may not stand up to closer scrutiny, but at least I've pointed that out, most media stats are presented in an even more bogus manner.
** This is probably how UKIP present their arguments, I don't know though as I haven't checked but then neither would they.
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