Day 475, Reverse act

Books, the internet, magazines, newspapers, any medium you care to name, is full of tonnes of advice.

The value of much of this is supposed to be apparent and taken at face value.

So jumping on that bandwagon then this invaluable advice is mine:

• Live life backwards*
• Don't be an arse
• Treat others with respect and dignity, even if they have been an arse**
• Sometimes you might have to raise your voice
• Never set fire to your clothing while you are still wearing it
• Don't rob banks***
• It's easier and less deleterious to health to become a banker and legally rob people****†
• If you are really cold then setting fire to spare clothing is an option
• You are wearing two pairs of jeans though aren't you?
• Have you considered rebirthing?*****

* Look out for the full definition of this in my soon to be published book.
** It is valuable to point out when someone has been an arse.
*** Not just because it isn't profitable but it really upsets people and defines you as an arse.
**** Paying for their last round of robbery is why your savings aren't making anything.
***** No, it doesn't appeal to me either.
† This also defines you as an arse so I may have to change this advice as it is incorrect.



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