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Never see your face.
And there's no need.
Just a decent aim.
And a timer for the shutter, obviously.*†
* It isn't possible to multitask in this situation, even if multitasking in that sense existed, which it doesn't.
† And no, nothing else happening other than taking a photograph, for goodness sake.
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One enormous foot.
This really needs sorting out, it causes all sorts of difficulties.
All the shoe sizes are incorrect.
Having to put it on a shelf by the bed is fine, until I turn over.
Then it knocks all of the board games over.
There is no punchline.
It's a foot, not a fist.*
* For goodness sake...
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Today we are all about the knots.
And the importance of making sure you have good knots, especially if you are climbing.
Otherwise your knot may fail and you will go tumbling down the side of Mam Tor like a mighty cheese.
Knowing nothing about knots myself what I suggest is you go and look them up.
Here are some animated knots to get you on your way.
Top tips courtesy of Bernadette the curious sheep.
You are welcome.
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Look down on the side street
Rubbish filled, unpainted beside the graffiti
Gutters choked, overgrown, sluggish
Empty eyes reflect through wet paving
Dismissed, unseen, unheard
Where St George and the Union sit together
Flexing their rhetoric
Mouthing hollow ideology
And obsolete conjecture
While gaining momentum
The elective deaf, eyes on the main highway
Ignore the old road as it widens
And its visceral desire to be looked up to
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It's a cup, featuring a person with a bent sword.
Bent sword person, sort it out.
But the bent sword person is not able to sort it out, being only a two dimensional image.
The bent sword person can't even tell if the cup is half full or half empty.
If they were sentient they would be unaware of there being a container due to their dimensional restriction.
The entire world, galaxy, universe as a plane, a two-dimensional infinite surface.
Which in the current climate may be the more preferential position, one of ignorance.
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How much am I bid for these rare, brand new, sequential, delightful and lovely Lady Godivas?
Each featuring the gnarled phizog of that old trouper Winnie Churchill.
Get them while they last.
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Hold up, here's the Old Bill, scarper.*
* Should have used eBay.
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One day all meetings will last as long as it takes to read these words.*
Item 1.
First set of words?
Yes, they're good
Me too.
Ok, moving on.
Item 2.
Second set of words.
Review of outcome.
That seems to cover it.
Don't forget the task for x.
Ok, noted.
Moving on.
Ah, that's it.
Hurray, let's go down the pub.
Accidental image of a keyboard in the rush to leave.
* And will be productive and achieve their objectives.
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