Day 469, Don't tip super fly

Feeling a bit fly, got cash to burn?

Even so, don't do it.

Taxi driver efficiency and lack of conversation?

Don't do it.

Great service from the waiting staff?

Don't do it.

Tipping that is, especially if you are 'super fly'.*

Otherwise you might be hit with a hefty fine.

...

Oh, hang on, I've taken something literally and out of context.

Do tip.

* As in cool, great, awesome, rather than the film of the same name.


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