Day 420, You posh sod

Any old office, any day of the year, yours for the princely sum of no pounds.

As long as it is the office below pictured during the summer of 1999.

No not that Prince, there was no partying like it was 1999 or any other year.

Although there was music.

There would have been some Partridge quoting, is that a party pastime?

There was a large cabinet filled with Microsoft Select CDs, there it is in the middle.

Which is enough to end any party intention.

There was also a metal tray-cabinet filled with metalworking tools, needle files mainly.  I have no idea why.

Even less relevant to the idea of partying.  Unless of course "Yeah, files, party time!" stirs you.

"Pictures of plastic hens in shoes", that was one of our favourite Ozzy tracks.*

I'm pretty sure those are the exact words that Ozzy sang.

Deffo.

And nobody had an LCD screen.

Nobody.

Apart from on a Palm Pilot.

And that would be in colour if, and only if, we could refer to you as ...

"You posh sod."**





* His Status Quo cover.
** Partridge in "Watership Alan".


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