Booze, I expect, that must be on the list.
A bejewelled hat worn at a jaunty angle.
An innate sense of superiority and confidence borne out of the expectation that the world really does owe you a living.
Legal high - or illegal high that is of course 'not', what with it being excused for you in some way, "pressure of command".
More booze, always the more booze ethic.
Rolling in at dawn, unless you are the actual monarch.
Means never having to say you're sorry.
A moment of leaping around that leads to healthy blood pressure, if somewhat heightened heart rate.*
For official/internal use only:
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* If any of this has inadvertently made any sense please feel free to lodge a complaint with your local Fount of Justice.
* If any of this has inadvertently made any sense please feel free to lodge a complaint with your local Fount of Justice.
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