As the storm blows in, so does the roast. Fresh from the North African fjords, carrying herbs and spices under their contour feathers for warmth, the Fustiers Ink duck comes ready seasoned.*
Easy to spot with their bright yellow plumage, they glide in on the lightest breeze.
Some say these ducks were part of a collection owned by Jimi Hendrix, others that they were released after no longer being needed for the big budget Hollywood epic The Beak and I.** All we really know now is that they are very easy to catch and that they are reported to be very chewy whichever way they are cooked.
Not currently available, due to the unseasonably pleasant weather, meat eaters will have to satisfy themselves with something else for gourmet night this weekend. Duck's off.***
* Floatees
** Kingston parakeets
*** FawltyTowers
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